I shall tell you this about fishes, you can't trust 'em as far as you could spit a rat. And I very much doubt you could spit a rat very far. Fishes are untrustworthy, unloyal, and just flat out eeeevil. Why people would keep them as pets is entirely beyond me. Maybe they're just gluttons for punishment, maybe they're devil worshipers, I have no idea but I do know that the last time we had a fish the thing got out of it's tank at three in the morning, chased the cat up a tree, kicked my poor dog Lester in all four of it's shins, completely trashed the house and cought my brother a right good slap in the face before we finally managed to get it under control. This is why you should never alow fish inside your home. Don't even go near the lakes and rivers, couse that's their territory, and before ou know it some group of flounders with a million piercings are beating the holy living monkey spoot out of you and by the time you manage to get away you have a bloody lip and a broken rib. That actually happened to my Uncle Luddy. Never really was a good fisherman. Always tried to beat the fish to death with the rod. As opposed to my Cousin Steve, who used to just shoot the fish out of the water with a revolver. I have a really weird family.
