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So... Wounds. I think I harbor an unnerving knowledge of Star Wars knowledge. I know the name of Jek Porkins, one of the fighters to bite the dust during the first Death Star assault. Knew his name and wrote a song about him. I am not ashamed. I really don't care who knows I'm a giant dork. I take pride in it. Nerd is my religion. Nerds are good, solid folk, except for the bastards. The bastards are bastards. They drink the soy sauce. Bastardwholes.
(Bugurap University, April 5, Year of the Boinking Lupines)
