The Mended Drum: With SPAM!

So... Wounds. I think I harbor an unnerving knowledge of Star Wars knowledge. I know the name of Jek Porkins, one of the fighters to bite the dust during the first Death Star assault. Knew his name and wrote a song about him. I am not ashamed. I really don't care who knows I'm a giant dork. I take pride in it. Nerd is my religion. Nerds are good, solid folk, except for the bastards. The bastards are bastards. They drink the soy sauce. Bastardwholes.

Yours,
Sir Zeno W Ferret, Knight of Antioch.

(Bugurap University, April 5, Year of the Boinking Lupines)


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Quote of the week: "I thought the pope didn't have any arms."~Triff

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